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| Thursday, May 15th, 2008 | | 1:09 am |
I've Got Soul but I'm Not a Soldier
"'Cause I'm a pimp. And pimps don't commit suicide."
"We're going to take the ATM machine with us to Mexico."
"If you don't let me suck your dick I'll shoot myself in the head!"
Every single one of you has to watch Southland Tales.
Imagine if Terry Gilliam, David Lynch and Phillip K Dick had a gangbang. This is their child reared on crystal meth straight from the bosom of High Weirdness.
This movie has EVERYONE in it. Really. Everyone.
Watch it. Live it. Love it.
| | Friday, May 9th, 2008 | | 5:15 pm |
Where the FUCK is my stimulus check? | | Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 | | 11:55 pm |
Iron Man. ***SPOILER ALERT*** ( Read more... )That's all you're gettin' out of me, you fuckers. 'cept that you should stay til after the credits. Because the awesome factor of the movie is increased by OVER 9000!!! | | Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 | | 5:44 pm |
So just about everyone I know is getting that economic stimulus package deal this year. ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) mandalic got hers, a pretty hefty hunk o' change. According to the IRS website and their calculator, I might only get a fraction of what she got. It would still leave me with money to take care of the major shit I need to do, but I still would have liked to have something to have a bit of fun with. Mainly, computer repairs and tattoos. Such is life. | | Monday, May 5th, 2008 | | 1:31 pm |
 That is all. | | Thursday, May 1st, 2008 | | 9:18 pm |
For fun and Prophet
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My girlfriend will be here in twelve hours.
Absinthe is legal to sell in the US now.
Absinthe + redbull = Awesome
Seriously, this blows every previous Will and Diva vacation out of the water.
I get to play houseboy to boot! | | Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 | | 3:08 pm |
Tat would run about $350.
So no go on that for now, probably when I get back into town.
I need someone who can do the brush strokes and what not.
I keep hearing Fu's is pretty awesome, so I'll head down there. | | Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 | | 5:47 pm |
The Great Red Dragon and the Woman Clothed with The Sun  What are stars but distant suns? A moon surrounded. Diana bound and powerless. I know how to defeat you. | | 12:11 pm |
Thanks to some amazingly cool new people, Mandy will be joining me for shennanigans here in The Batcave, AKA Will and Divas place(seriously, this is probably one of if not the coolest dwellings I've ever had the fortune to hang out in). Many thanks to Sandra, Mark, Will and Diva for making this possible. There has been much tom foolery this weekend past, new friends and what have you. I'm stoked! In addition, I think I've found what I've been looking for as far as an arm piece goes. It was staring me in the face all this time. I'm going to have to think about it. Input is appreciated on a yea nay front, so comment away.  Obviously without the text. I dunno, I love Alan Moore and I was trying to think of something from his works that I really dig. Watchmen, as cool as it is, doesn't have any panels that just screams "Hey hey hey!" | | Sunday, April 27th, 2008 | | 2:06 pm |
Oh man I'm having a horrible time here. Seriously this place sucks. Ah, just kiddin. It rocks! Holy. Crap. I still have a week to go. To say I'm having a good time is something of an understatement. Words fail me. Of course I'm wishing a certain someone were here to share this with me, but there'll be other times. Oh yes. This city is great. My friends are great. The friends of my friends are great. Arrrgh, good times. I have no idea what's on the agenda for the rest of the time I'm here and I kinda like that. Surprises abound. Also, Will and Diva have some really really cool art.  Hey, kittydoom, seeing as we're friends again do you think you could clear that up? Good to hear everyone had a good time at RoTB and that no trouble was caused. Can't wait for the next one. Miss ya, angelpants. | | Friday, April 25th, 2008 | | 4:48 pm |
My dad just called.
Apparently he's out in the Mojave desert lugging around a ruck sack and getting his ass handed to him by marines.
All for his training and getting him ready for a desert environment.
Last week he met Cheech Marin at a restaurant.
Annnd learned how to make bombs.
Wait, what?
Yeah, Cheech Marin and bomb making.
On the one hand, cool...dad hung out with Cheech.
On the other hand...my dads Don't Fuck With Me meter was just raised.
Neat!
Leaving Charlotte in approximately 3 hours.
See ya in the funny papers. | | 12:42 am |
i posted this once before in my old journal, but as this is a fairly new one and I'm in a pretty good mood, here it is again:  | | Saturday, April 19th, 2008 | | 6:20 pm |
My hair is in the goofy stage of growing it out. This stage lasts for a good few months. Great, bandana time is here.
It's unfair that my girlfriends hair is rockin' harder than mine.
ARRRGH I MISS THE MOHAWK! | | Monday, April 14th, 2008 | | 4:28 pm |
It's weeeeird when people you haven't seen or spoken to in ten years all of a sudden pop up and are all "Hey, whats going on?" | | Sunday, April 13th, 2008 | | 10:45 am |
| | Saturday, April 12th, 2008 | | 9:58 pm |
| | 4:46 pm |
Rampant Faggotry
And here's another thing!
I would fuck Chris Crocker. I don't care what anyone says, I would tap that boi ass like no tomorrow.
Seriously.
Dis r serious post. | | 3:57 pm |
Using my powers for AWESOME
We tried to hit the Anon protest today, but as it was raining we decided to just drive by with a honk and a shout of "Long cat is loooooong!".
After, driving around a bit we hit up Salvadore Deli and had an ammmmmaaaaazzzzinnnngggg lunch.
Mandy got The Johnny. Pastrami, pepper jack, some sort of cajun sauce on a pressed focacia bread.
I went for the Blazin' Buffalo Chicken. Yum.
Also found Tilburgs Dutch Brown Ale. DOUBLE YUM! I had this last fall and fell in love with it. I was walking around Harris Teeter and came across this case of beer that had a Heironymous Bosch logo. Well fuck me, any beer with a label that bares a Bosch character is a-ok in my book.
FUCKIN YUM.
Then we blew a significant amount of money at Costco, came home, and now we're relaxing with my yummy beer and showing Ze Gypsy Queen some Bosch paintings. Apparently we're supposed to go to some party later on tonight a few of her friends are throwing. Met up with them at the Milestone last month and they all seem to be pretty cool people so it should be a good time.
Despite anything else that's going on, I've found that honesty and communication are going a looooong way in relationships. Took me forever to figure that out, but it's paying off nicely.
Current Mood: Lucky
Current Music: mah lovely lady humps | | 2:47 am |
Things that rock:
Fully clothed sex.
Snug Harbor.
Blood Waters of Dr. Z
Sparx.
Skirts.
My girlfriend wearing skirts.
Did I mention sex with girlfriend while she's wearing a skirt?
Put that on there.
Oh, and the nuva ring. | | Friday, April 11th, 2008 | | 10:29 pm |
Olive Garden, to my and Mandys delight, have excellent customer service skills.
Our server went above and beyond what was expected and the food was delicious.
I love free desert! |
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